Patriots fans are known for being loud, cocky, and most importantly, loyal. If you're not a Patriots fan, there's a 99% chance that you hate us. And that's fine, because we don't really care.
If you know or have ever been around a Patriots fan, you've probably heard these at least once:
1) Dude, if the Pats lose to *insert upcoming opponent* my week will be ruined.
2) Buttfumble!!! Hahahahaha. Man, that nevah gets old.
3) Welkah's a tradah.
4) Brady should have 4 rings. Friggin' Eli and Tyree's miracle catch. It was pure luck.
5) Can we get Brady some weapons for once? I mean come onnnn.
6) Tom Brady wins at life.
7) Belichick's a genius. He's a jerk, but I love the guy!
8) The Pats are the greatest dynasty of this decade...maybe evah.
9) Every year, we draft at least 3 Rutger's players, guaranteed. Belichick can't get enough. It is what it is.
10) Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback evah. There's no argument. Dude's better than Montana.
If you haven't said these things at least once, are you really even a Patriots fan?! I mean, come onnnn.
Part 2 coming soon!
Go Pats!
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